Dahling, remember the Brazilian barista who kept smiling at you? The one with curly blonde hair and vintage red dunks? Turns out he also DJs on Wednesday afternoons, I was just there! He played something like Bon Jovi or Queen only darker, sounded good but I couldn’t stay since I was walking the dog and was late for my fixie braking lesson. I had a quick Stella and Citror with him on the sidewalk and as we danced to an INXS × Dizzee Rascal mashup he asked me for your number; I gave him the agency number, hope that’s okay? Anyway he was wearing those blue 80s Adidas eBay shorts that were in the thrift store window all summer and these amazing glasses that change colour, I promise the first thing you’ll ask him is where can you get the same ones. Ellesse Blue Sport Frame, US$ 375.-