Bleu blanc rouge, mec. How many of these can A.P.C. sell to Canadian SuFu warriors and Japanese producers with organic beanies? We eagerly await leaked Keynote presentations with pie charts broken down by colour and retail points. A.P.C. × Nike canvas sneakers, € 90.-
Yuko fell down a hole. Fortunately she fell on a padding of dead fall leaves but severely scuffed her Barberalla cosplay outfit. Deep inside the wind currents made it impossible to hear anything. Luckily she had her Japanese-made Zumreed Lime Yellow Dream ZHP005 headphones. She placed them on and hit play on her walkman and waited for her security nano-drone to locate and rescue her. The music of Steve Reich filled her ears and for a moment she forgot the stresses of being a hero. Zumreed Dream ZHP005 Headphones, Lime Yellow, US$59.- from Turntablelab.com
I taste like lemon, my nails are petroleum blue and I have Robertson’s Syndrome, which means I inexplicably get heavier in water. When I’m anxious the head nurse puts me in the upright bathtub in the old bathroom that she still has a key to. After a few hours the castor oil on my fingertips has worn off and I start seeing blue birds perched on the rusty pipes. Aerial7 headphones, from US$ 49.99
2009-2012: The Ultimate Triangulation of the Eschaton has been initiated by Japanese producers looking for the $250 million drum sound in a Copenhagen studio, slurping Yum-Yum soup, sound-replacing and EQing while a Samsung LCD silently delivers images of Gaza on the wall. The only other light is from the Lampe Triogène, € 199.- & € 299.-, will be manufactured if it receives enough votes on myfab.com
00:00:00 There is only one way out. Standing in mountain pose in the middle of the attic, one candle burning, the twin signs EVIL/EXIT flickering above the door. 00:00:01 A voice whispers, “The time is now.” Wireless Hidden Camera Exit Sign, from US$ 349.–
